That Feel, Bro and I'm Old

Greetings creatures with advanced thought beyond that of animals!

Kelsey here. Today's post is a regular post, but, fear not! Because I am also giving you a That Feel, Bro at the end!

Because I care about you, reader.

First off: I turn 20 at the end of this month. I can feel the 29th looming over my head, cackling evilly as it reminds me of my impending age with a steady stream of taunts. Everyone tells me I am not turning old, but that date offers a differing...more terrifying...more depressing opinion.

Look at it. It smiles, malice upon it's smug face. Douche.

So, I have noticed signs of my old age. I have noted each of them with barely concealed grimaces of horror, but they are noted all the same.

1. I drink coffee almost every afternoon, much like my mother did.


Yes, Muon's Questers, I drink coffee entirely too much. Coffee, indeed, seems to be the root of many of my old age problems, but I will list them, anyways.

RELEASE ME, FOUL BEAST

2. I tend to pee more now than I used to in high school and early College.

This is vital information, questers! People tell me it is because I have been drinking more coffee, but, dammit, I pee twice during my eight hour shift at work! Twice! This is an obvious sign of my old age and have nothing to do with the fact that I work at Sheetz and get free coffee on my shift!

3. I sit with my mother and chat like a civilized human being, although I live with her.

Anyone who has seen my mother and I together know that we tend to...not get along. We both find each other immature and unbearable, for the most part. However, more and more I find myself making a big cup of coffee and sitting with my mother at the dining room table. Discussing my personality and how proud she is of me and my accomplishments in life. My future plans. Politics, discord, the fate of America. These are all adult topics and, dammit, I WANT NO PART IN IT. I tend to steer the conversation to My Little Pony or the Disney Channel. But...damn it all, she talks to me about it.

STOP MAKING ME MORE ADULT, GAH

4. I got excited for a magazine subscription.

I swear to God, you guys. I got my Psychology Today subscription issue and I about had a heart attack I was so damn happy. Because I'm old.

5. I enjoy time around my older family members, especially my parents.

This. Has. To. Stop.

Stop pretending you're on the Friends cast, life! STOP.

So, there you have it, folks. My life is a coffee induced nightmare of OLD.

Enjoy today's That Feel, Bro!

"You know that feeling where you have a birthday coming up so your mind just goes 'OH FUCK NO I CAN'T BE THIS OLD I'M STILL YOUNG PLEASE GOD TAKE ANYONE BUT ME OH JESUS I AM NOT OLD STOP GETTING OLDER SELF.' "

Okay, not really.

"You know that feeling when you figure out that you actually agree with someone you normally disagree with and then disagree with someone you thought you'd never disagree with?"