Thursday, May 3, 2012

That Feel Bro, Thursdays (Rachel)

What is up chiquititas, you fabulous ladies?

Like this, only with less Dumbledore and more lady.

You men may be wondering why I have suddenly dissed you. 

No seriously, GTFO!

It is not that I do not love you. I do. However, this post is more for the ladies than you men.

If you use these to stop vaginal bleeding, you are probably in the right place.
If you use these only to stop nose bleeds from your hard contact sports, you are probably in the wrong place.

Here is a That Feel Bro post for women:

"Do you know that feeling you get once a month when your body wages war with you because it is pissed you didn't supply it with sperm to make a baby, and it begins to slowly obliterate you from the inside out, and you are just laying in a fetal position on the floor as an invisible sumo wrestler jumps on your uterus, and you're moaning in pathetic pain as you feel your death creep ever closer, so you hold out a gun to your nearest room companion asking them to shoot the demon out of you?"

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