Random Quote Time!

My marvelous readers!

Not Rachel's readers, fuck you guys.

MY marvelous readers! Today I will present to you a random quote with absolutely no background context!


"Hitler is to Mustache as Burt Reynolds is to Mustache."

Now lets see that as a helpful chart!

Hitler:Mustache :: Burt Reynolds:Mustache

There you have it, folks.

Douchist thing ever.

So, Rachel and I, it seems lately, have been talking a lot about our high school days. More specifically, our bus riding days.

EVERY. DAY.

Rachel graduated and ABANDONED EVERYONE THAT LOVED HER a year ahead of me. But, unlike most juniors and seniors, we never stopped riding the bus. Why waste gas money? Plus, we had a good time on that bus.

We were like queens of that bus, really. We ruled over all the puny middle schoolers. It kills my soul to know that they are probably all in high school, now, because we've been out of school a very long time. Like, three whole years for her, two for me.

This show was high as we were.

We sat in the very back. Thats obviously where the cool kids sit. And I remember we had like a little group back there of friends. And we were ridiculous. Most of mine and Rachel's inside jokes probably come from there.

Although, according to her, I am not on the cool side and cut over. Skank.

So, thats where that above quote came from. We were most likely high our whole bus riding experience.

Like this.