Random facts about Kelsey

First off, earthlings, I'd like to begin by saying: Seriously, Rachel, stop posting fucking gnomes. Not cool, bro, not cool.

So, I guess I should post facts about myself. Hrm.

#1- I, Kelsey, work at Sheetz. Sheetz is a gas station/fast food restaurant combined. I both hate and love my job. Mostly hate. Love my coworkers, though!

The joke is that every cloud has its silver lining. 

I'm funny, shush.

#2- I ALSO have two brothers! One works at gamestop, the other is living with and dating a woman 20 years older than him. Her oldest son is only two years younger than he is. BUT we love her, and thats what matters!

#3- My boyfriend isn't real. I have no boyfriend. I have a really bad past with my ex. Thats right. I'M ONE OF THOSE GIRLS. No. But, really. I have a shit ton of friends and we act goofy together. I'll tell stories sometime.

The most useful picture I've found

#4- I do eat fast food. To survive. I am a college kid. I go to community college now, will transfer to psychology in about a year after getting a dual degree in Gened and Communications. Then, I will transfer to a different school to get my degree in Sexual Psychology. Much to my father's chagrin.

#5- I can't walk in heels. Because I'm stupid.

Just like this. This is what I look like.

#6- I just recently met my co-blogger Rachel. I have no idea what shes talking about.

Okay, we've known each other since I was about a 7th grader and she an 8th. I am about to start my third year in college, you do the math. We see each other about once a week, now, because I work weekends. BUT ITS SUMMER NOW.

...Also, where did she find such terrifying pictures?

#7- Rachel is obnoxious. Also, her seventh fact was about me, that doesn't count. Rachel, you owe me another fact!

#8- I have a cat! Her name is Emma. She wakes me every night by clawing my face, knocking my lamp over on my face, sitting on my face, throwing things at my face, pawing at my face. I think she loves me.

#9- Oh, god. I also love swinging. I can remember many a summer day spent at the park swinging with Rachel.

#10- Every day the world gets more infuriatingly empty, more full of malice and disdain for the lesser human beings, as deemed by those in power. This ever lengthening gap in empathy, sympathy, and even the usually present pity is the knife that castrates love and leaves it sterile, the wire that slits a whimpering and begging affection's throat, the scythe that cuts the wheat of logic down before it can even grow. Greed is abundant and all we can do is watch as men in power become more powerful, women in power fall aside, sit quietly, and avoid the limelight to become corrupted further. What has this world come to?

Ha. That took me forever to write. Okay, my tenth fact: My mom just made pizza. Omnomnom.

There, Rachel. Be happy.

This is how I feel today:

I'm tired and sad, Hulk is actually unrelated.

Hulk is always unrelated...