Friday, April 27, 2012

Random Facts of Rachel

Hello amino-acid driven lifeforms. This is Rachel once again (also known as Raquel, God of Gods, and The Bitch So Sexy That The Sun Explodes When It Sees My Face).

I really need to stop being so awesome.

More awesome than this times infinity.

Anyway, let me be my ego-filled self and tell you a little about me. You know you want to hear it.


Want it as much as you want this.

Fact #1: I am a secretary (official title: logistics officer) at a wine importation and distribution company. No, we don't get free samples. We also don't get to party.

Back to work slaves. Time is money.

Fact #2: I have two brothers. One is a poker dealer. One is a carpenter. 

Fact #3: My boyfriend is of the Native American descent. Yes, he has long black hair.

No, this isn't him. Yes, his hair is exactly this fabulous.

Fact #4: I do not eat fast food. 

Fact #5: I refuse to ever watch Star Wars (yes, I'm a trekkie).

Fact #6: I have been friends with co-blogger Kelsey for years and years.

This is her friendship present. She'll love it.

Also, this:

Don't you just want to give the one on the bottom right a hug? Dawwww!

Fact #7: Kelsey probably hated that.

Fact #8: My boyfriend and I have a husky/lab mix. His name is Wahya.

Fact #9: I love to swing. You are a terrorist if you don't.

First child to touch the ground is a future suicide bomber...and loses the game of lava.

Fact #10: I just made a completely pointless post. Go me.

Of course, this means that Kelsey has to make a post with 10 factoids about her. If she doesn't I'll cry.


Also, I feel like this today:


All the Amish people are in my face. 

But in all seriousness, I just wanted a picture of Seth Green as an Amish person.



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