This is hilarious. You are absolutely hardcore crushing on him. So f'in bad. So very, truly, utterly bad.
To be perfectly honest, I never considered him ugly. Oh, not really. I just love fucking with you. You were so obsessed with him and Sherlock and him. Oh, and also him that I couldn't help it. You get so flustered when I make everything you like problematic and that is why our friendship is golden.
He's honestly not bad looking. And his voice could really stop wars, especially if he sang Hakuna Matata. Can he sing? Is there proof of that anywhere?
Guess what Kelsey? I totally have a Tumblr.
...And I totally follow random shit, including him.
~~~~I JUST FUCKING BLEW YOUR MIND DIDN'T I?~~~~
OMG, yes. Sound of Music is perfect and I'd love it more if Cracked.com didn't inform me that Christopher Plummer hated his role. Sad.
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Don't buy my son a car when he's 8. Even if you do hit the lottery. Just no.
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I'm fine. Thanks. I was just thinking about Super Troopers.
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Kelsey, why apologize. No one reads our blog. And if they do they should fucking comment.
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I wouldn't laugh at your book. I want to know my character, or whatever character you kind-of-sort-of-not-really based off of me. I'm supportive like once every thousand years.
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I'm not watching that ever. That's fucking creepy. And it would remind me of Hard Candy and I'd get pissed off.
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I need a Hottie Count Down - Gladiator/Roman/etc Themed (any sexy war man really):
5) Daniel Feuerriegel portraying Agron in Spartacus: War of the Damned
4) David Wenham portraying Dilios in 300
3) King Leonidas portrayed by Gerard Butler in 300
That fucking body. Jesus fuck.
2) Spartacus portrayed by Liam McIntyre in Spartacus: War of the Damned
1) Thor play by Chris Hemsworth
That's war right?
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