Been Awhile....

Well, it certainly has been quite a long time since Kelsey or myself posted. We should be rightly ashamed.

This is false advertising. They summarized the Bible quote! Murderers. It's at least a bazillion words longer.

I've been floundering around trying to keep this blog going (cue obvious failure), yet for all the failure I just can't seem to let go.

Yes that's right, I'll probably be coming here years from now with sporadic bullshit posts that really mean nothing. 

....Because I just can't let the fuck go of this thing. I'm so grabby-handed and needy.

I guess part of me considers this blog a potential great jump towards internet something (poor sap, don't you wish?). Other than that I just really love reading any post Kelsey makes because I'm nosy like that.

Kelsey, you bitch who never posts ever. Ever. Ever. You've totally forsaken the Bucketsphere. For shame love. For shame.

I typed 'Life is not an Excuse' into Google Images. This was my favorite "matching" image.

So I'm barely (read: NOT) keeping this blog going and Ms. Kelsey-fun-pants is for real not helping. That's okay though. I understand her busy life/work schedule now (slave to Sheetz and school). I'm going to buy her fuzzy handcuffs for Christmas. It's the same principle right?

Handcuffs because Kelsey is my LOMLBFFL (pronounced lah-mull-biff-full). Because we kind-of-sort-of get each other sometimes. Because we randomly speak the same words/sentences/phrases at once with no pause. 

Like we read each other or some shit. Fucking metal.

They are the same reasons that lead to us attempting weird shit like trying to match a computer voice to the song 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts'. We were determined despite the obvious problem of THE SONG IS FUCKING FASTER THAN A GOD-DAMNED ROBOT VOICE. Eh. It was still funny.

Or how we make up the most stupid inside jokes. Fuck us. We won't remember them in the future. Like I'll be sitting beside Kelsey on my front porch, both of us in rockers and this will be our conversation:

Rachel: Ya'll remember that one time I said 'cock and mupcakes' and we all had a fucking laughing fit?

Kelsey: No, can't say that I do. (*spots rogue children in the yard, stands up, flaps her sexy apron) YA'LL GO ON AND GIT OUTTA HERE! GIT! YA'LL HEAR ME? GIT!

Rachel: What were we talking about again? 

Yes, that will be the life for me. Sexy.

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So a question...

Am I the only person who flashes their lights to warn of cops?

Because seriously. I speed motherfuckers. Give me a little help.

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*Kelsey. Kelsey. Kelsey. Kelsey. Kelsey.

That is fucking all group. Dismissed.