The Friend Zone

Okay, so this may, or may not, be a heated topic. I suppose it depends on your level of thinking regarding the dreaded "friend-zone".

Now, for those who do not understand what the friend-zone is, let me try to explain. 

The friend-zone is a term oftentimes used by a gentleman, or even gentlewoman, who is friends/acquaintances/ with someone, wants a relationship with said someone, and does not get that relationship, emotionally or physically. So they often fuss that they are in the friend-zone, and like WHAT THE HELL? I'M A NICE PERSON. WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME, SLUT/DOUCHEBAG?!...Something like that.

I have some major issues with those people, as no one is property to be bought because you're a 'nice person'. Saying no to a relationship doesn't suddenly make you evil or horrible. 

But that isn't what I'd like to address today. Nope. I'd like to address the feminists who absolutely state that there is no such thing as the friend-zone.

And to that I say yes, yes there is.

Because friend-zone can literally be translated into I like this person, they know I like them, and they use my liking of them to obtain favors. That is what I originally knew as friend-zoning. Abusing your power over someone because they like you and you know it. 

These situations do exist and I think it's really fucking pathetic of feminists to scream that there is absolutely no such thing as a friend-zone, when there are indeed cases of the friend-zone. I mean really, just because the term is generally used for bronie-type boys, doesn't mean it can't be used for the real friend-zone situation. BUT OH NO RACHEL. FRIEND-ZONE IS A MADE UP WORD FOR A FICTIONAL ACTIVITY THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN EVER. JESUS HEAVING COCK RING. 

In the real cases of friend-zoning, the person who is friend-zoned, probably has no clue that they are friend-zoned until someone steps in and tells them.

And I understand the reasoning behind the feminist war-cries. I really do. Of course if you have a bunch of fucking loser assholes tossing 'friend-zone' into every situation where they didn't get to stick their dick/vagina into/onto someone, you'd believe the friend-zone didn't exist. I understand that.

But it frustrates me to no end, because I certainly believe there is such a thing as the friend-zone. I believe that friend-zone is a term that can and should be used for certain situations. Note: CERTAIN SITUATIONS.

*Situation 1 - you're a person who likes a person. This person doesn't like you back but is still a friend. You pout/rage that you're friend-zoned. Guess what sweetheart/douche-canoe? You're not. NEVER USE FRIEND-ZONE FOR THIS SITUATION EVER. YOU HEAR ME? YOU'RE NOT FRIEND-ZONED, YOU JUST GOT REJECTED. GET OVER YOURSELF. MOVE ON. FIND SOMEONE WHO MUTUALLY SHARES IN YOUR ATTRACTION. GEEZ. LIVE YOUR LIFE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, NOT AN INSANE RAGE MONSTER.

*Situation 2 - you're a person who likes a person. This person knows you like them. They use you for favors because they know you'll do whatever they need. Guess what? You're in the friend zone and probably won't realize that you are until someone tells you or you get hurt enough to realize. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN USE FRIEND-ZONE HERE. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU THINK THIS PERSON IS YOUR FRIEND. YOU HAVE A UBER CRUSH ON THEM AND THINK THEY LIKE YOU TOO. BUT THEY ARE USING YOU, WHILE STILL MAINTAINING THEIR 'FRIENDSHIP' STATUS. AND WHEN THE DUST CLEARS AND YOU REALIZE YOU WERE DECEIVED YOU CAN PUT THEM IN THE MURDER-ZONE. OKAY. SO USE FRIEND-ZONE FOR THIS SITUATION. IT'S OKAY. AND DON'T LET ANY FUCKING FEMINIST TELL YOU DIFFERENTLY. 

So if you ever get into situation #2 and someone tells you the friend-zone doesn't exist and that you're trash for using the term - tell them to fuck-off into a blender filled with cacti. Because I honestly believe in the term friend-zone, and no feminist can use an argument to dissuade me. 

End Rant.