Unpopular Post

I'm going to make a super unpopular post, super quick.

PORN!

I love porn. My boyfriend love's porn. We watch porn. 

Having been on Tumblr long enough to be bombarded by extremist-feminist posts everyday, I can safely say that porn is a no-no in the feminist world.

The sex industry, as we all know, caters to some of the darkest fantasies - whether that be rape, pedophilia, bestiality, etc. For a while now, stories have been appearing about women who were forced into the sex business or women who willingly chose the business only to be met with harassment, rape, and unprofessional business. 

And yes, the thought that such things happen is sickening, thus, we have the movement of women (and some men) who are calling for an end to porn. An end to people purchasing or watching or making porn. An end to porn, that will hopefully bring about changes to rape culture society.

Maybe I'm the bad, evil, anti-feminist, but I see nothing wrong with porn. And I will not call for an end to it or bash people who enjoy it.

OTHER UNPOPULAR POST-THING

There are a lot of feminists bashing people with kinks. God forbid you're a man who enjoys slapping a girl in the face. BECAUSE JESUS DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU ENJOY THAT YOU'RE A MISOGYNISTIC PIECE OF SHIT WHO WILL RAPE AND MURDER A WOMAN IN THE FUTURE. YOU FUCKING SCUM!!! HOW DARE A MAN EVER HIT A WOMAN!

Please note: consent is key here. If you are hitting a woman in the face without implicit consent, you are dildo munching cock mildew. However, with consent - and I mean full-on consent full-time with no questions - go ahead! Enjoy! Kink it up!

Even worse is if you're a woman who enjoys any demeaning activity during sex. HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF A FEMINIST IF YOU WILLINGLY LET YOURSELF BE SLAPPED OR ROUGHED UP! YOU CANNOT ALLOW IT! THE ONLY CONCEIVABLE REASON YOU WOULD EVEN LIKE IT IS BECAUSE YOU WERE OPPRESSED FROM A YOUNG AGE AND TAUGHT TO LIKE BEING DEMEANED. DON'T LET THE PATRIARCHY RUN YOUR LIFE. 

I hate this type of feminism. Like what the shit people? I personally enjoy being man-handled. I love being pinned to the bed and spanked forcefully. I love having a hand on my throat (mind you, without being deprived of air). I love being slapped in the face - hard too. I love being called filthy names. And I know my boyfriend loves participating in this sexual activity. 

Does this mean that I'm oppressed? No! Does this mean that I was taught from a young age to like rough sex? No!

Does this mean that my boyfriend is a psycho waiting to rape someone for real? No! Does this mean that he hates women and thinks they are playthings? NO!

I'm seriously fucking tired of the anti-kink shit going around. If you like to be dominated, it doesn't mean you're a wilting flower, anti-feminist, pathetic woman. If you like to dominate, it doesn't mean you are a potentially sick rapist.

Tl;dr - fucking feminists on Tumblr make me want to vomit...and that's saying a lot...considering I'm the biggest emetophobe you'll ever meet.

The Friend Zone

Okay, so this may, or may not, be a heated topic. I suppose it depends on your level of thinking regarding the dreaded "friend-zone".

Now, for those who do not understand what the friend-zone is, let me try to explain. 

The friend-zone is a term oftentimes used by a gentleman, or even gentlewoman, who is friends/acquaintances/ with someone, wants a relationship with said someone, and does not get that relationship, emotionally or physically. So they often fuss that they are in the friend-zone, and like WHAT THE HELL? I'M A NICE PERSON. WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME, SLUT/DOUCHEBAG?!...Something like that.

I have some major issues with those people, as no one is property to be bought because you're a 'nice person'. Saying no to a relationship doesn't suddenly make you evil or horrible. 

But that isn't what I'd like to address today. Nope. I'd like to address the feminists who absolutely state that there is no such thing as the friend-zone.

And to that I say yes, yes there is.

Because friend-zone can literally be translated into I like this person, they know I like them, and they use my liking of them to obtain favors. That is what I originally knew as friend-zoning. Abusing your power over someone because they like you and you know it. 

These situations do exist and I think it's really fucking pathetic of feminists to scream that there is absolutely no such thing as a friend-zone, when there are indeed cases of the friend-zone. I mean really, just because the term is generally used for bronie-type boys, doesn't mean it can't be used for the real friend-zone situation. BUT OH NO RACHEL. FRIEND-ZONE IS A MADE UP WORD FOR A FICTIONAL ACTIVITY THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN EVER. JESUS HEAVING COCK RING. 

In the real cases of friend-zoning, the person who is friend-zoned, probably has no clue that they are friend-zoned until someone steps in and tells them.

And I understand the reasoning behind the feminist war-cries. I really do. Of course if you have a bunch of fucking loser assholes tossing 'friend-zone' into every situation where they didn't get to stick their dick/vagina into/onto someone, you'd believe the friend-zone didn't exist. I understand that.

But it frustrates me to no end, because I certainly believe there is such a thing as the friend-zone. I believe that friend-zone is a term that can and should be used for certain situations. Note: CERTAIN SITUATIONS.

*Situation 1 - you're a person who likes a person. This person doesn't like you back but is still a friend. You pout/rage that you're friend-zoned. Guess what sweetheart/douche-canoe? You're not. NEVER USE FRIEND-ZONE FOR THIS SITUATION EVER. YOU HEAR ME? YOU'RE NOT FRIEND-ZONED, YOU JUST GOT REJECTED. GET OVER YOURSELF. MOVE ON. FIND SOMEONE WHO MUTUALLY SHARES IN YOUR ATTRACTION. GEEZ. LIVE YOUR LIFE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, NOT AN INSANE RAGE MONSTER.

*Situation 2 - you're a person who likes a person. This person knows you like them. They use you for favors because they know you'll do whatever they need. Guess what? You're in the friend zone and probably won't realize that you are until someone tells you or you get hurt enough to realize. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN USE FRIEND-ZONE HERE. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU THINK THIS PERSON IS YOUR FRIEND. YOU HAVE A UBER CRUSH ON THEM AND THINK THEY LIKE YOU TOO. BUT THEY ARE USING YOU, WHILE STILL MAINTAINING THEIR 'FRIENDSHIP' STATUS. AND WHEN THE DUST CLEARS AND YOU REALIZE YOU WERE DECEIVED YOU CAN PUT THEM IN THE MURDER-ZONE. OKAY. SO USE FRIEND-ZONE FOR THIS SITUATION. IT'S OKAY. AND DON'T LET ANY FUCKING FEMINIST TELL YOU DIFFERENTLY. 

So if you ever get into situation #2 and someone tells you the friend-zone doesn't exist and that you're trash for using the term - tell them to fuck-off into a blender filled with cacti. Because I honestly believe in the term friend-zone, and no feminist can use an argument to dissuade me. 

End Rant.

Things...Like People Watching and Pet Peeves

Hello My Beautiful People (excluding Kelsey),

This is Rachel! (obvi.)


Today, and probably for the only time in like another 4 months, I will blog something. SOMETHING.

SOMETHING!

So...topic, topic, topic...

PEOPLE WATCHING!

People watching is a fine art. A fine art indeed. You can learn so much just by being a creepy, stalker, watcher man-woman. 

I would specifically like to address the way people park and how it relates to their personality.

There are several types of parkers. I'll state my parking habits first:

*People who take the closest spot available to them at the moment

I am a person who when parking, chooses the closest open parking spot. This is important to me. I want to park immediately, literally in the closest spot the parking lot has to offer (that is not already occupied). What I can infer from this is that I don't like fucking walking, but also don't like to fucking wait on a space or drive around like a fucking soccer mom.

*People who take the absolute closest spot

These people will refuse any space that is not the one closest to where they are going. They will wait on cars to back out, drive around until the spot opens, or fucking park in the handicapped zone. From these people I get the feeling of fucking laziness. Because who the fuck can't walk from the end of the parking lot? Unless you are handicapped, but in that case you have your own spot?!

*People who take up handicap spaces

These are the assholes of the parking lot. Anyone who parks in a handicap parking space when not HANDICAPPED needs to be kicked hard in the face. There are real people who need that space and if you take it then you're denying them the access they need. Have you ever seen a wheelchair ramped van? They need that extra room to safely lower the ramp. Using 2 spaces way down in the parking lot is not safe because it is not designated as a handicap zone. Any idiot could zoom in there and cause an accident. 

Now, onto Parent Parking. There is a new fad of parent parking spaces taking up residence in parking lots. And to be clear, I'm cool with it. If you've ever seen a parent try to tote several young children across a parking lot, you'll know it's difficult at times. But here's my issue, there is a war between the handicap and parent spaces. Handicapped people are using parents spaces and parents are using handicapped spaces. This is a problem in my book. Let me elaborate here, I feel it is completely okay for a handicap person to park in a parent/mother zone, especially if they do not have any handicap spaces available to them (as parent spaces are close to the building), but it is certainly not okay for parents to park in a handicap zone. Parent parkers should never, under any circumstances, park in a handicap zone. As I have been pregnant and have had a child, I can fucking tell you that you aren't fucking handicapped. You are fucking pregnant and can fucking walk across a parking lot (I'd know considering I was literally at my due date when I took a 1.5 mile walk to try and start labor). Do not try and play the card of "But I'm due and my ankles are swollen and I have to pee and it's hot and I should have the right to park wherever I want because I am totally handicapped". Ugh. It does not work. You are not injured, physically disabled, or mentally disabled. You are pregnant or have children. Something you chose to do. Something that has been done forever. It is not a handicap. Final note: people who park in handicap spaces when not handicap are fucking assholes.

*People who park under trees...no matter what

Tree-parkers are the rare breed that will always park in the shade to insure that their vehicle does not get hot. However, it seems that it doesn't matter to them if it's summer or winter. They will park under that damn tree, thank you very much. And for some reason, these people usually drive truck or jeeps. What does it mean?

*People who block lanes

Another bane of my existence are people who see someone loading their groceries and just stop, turn on their signal, and wait. Like WTF? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! THIS IS AN UP LANE! I'M STUCK WAITING ON YOUR ASS! JUST FUCKING MOVE! For you see, these people have it in their head that if they were to do something as crazy as move over a little, they're offering up their parking spot to the person waiting behind them. NO, NO WE'RE NOT. JUST FUCKING LET ME BY. I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WALKING. I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT SPOT 3 SPACES DOWN. JUST LET ME.

*People who park super far away

We've all seen these people. The group who park the absolute farthest away. What I gleam from this? You are either exercising or have a nice car. There is no in-between. No one willingly parks that far without a reason. 

*People who park in fire zones or on the sidewalk

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ASSHOLES DOING? Does this look like your lawn? No.

AAAAAND THAT'S ALL I HAVE FOR NOW!