QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME
I feel as though I'm not being unfair or cruel when I say that any person who sees this post and sincerely goes "yeah! exactly! why?!" is an idiot.
Here's said questionnaire:
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Truly? Does anyone really look at this question and ponder? Assassinations are always political/religious/a-hired-killing. Murder is you going into your back yard and shooting your neighbor. How is this hard?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Considering no one really knows what Heaven is like, and that's even if it exists, shouldn't you just assume that God supplies everything? Including clothing?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Probably because square boxes are easier to make, ship, store, and put together???
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Because cured is always in reference to diseases.
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
Jesus. Because when they do sleep, they fucking sleep like the fucking dead. They don't react to noise, barking, explosions, etc.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Toasters aren't only used for toast. Fucking tits ya'll.
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
You aren't supposed to overdraw your account!!!! The money that you are using when you overdraw is the bank's. The bank is footing your bill so you don't have to go without. The charge is for the bank taking it's own money and time to save your overdrawing ass.
Why does someone believe you when you say there
are four billion stars, but check when you say the
paint is wet?
Humans are tactile! It's not like we can reach out and touch the stars (or spend time counting them) to determine if you're telling the truth. We can however, reach out and touch paint to check if it's dry. Also, we're stupid with things like that.
Why do they use sterilized needles
for death by lethal injection?
Because we no longer keep dirty needles???
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Not everyone can grow a beard. My boyfriend is Native American - he cannot grow a beard.
Jesus tits guys. Jesus tits (Kelsey totally never says this).
This is just a few of the questions on this ridiculous list.
This is how stupid this thing is...
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