I found another crack-fic while browsing.
A peenis love story by Leda MalfoyPotter
"How yo waist anorexic and your ass colossal like WHOOP" Peeta slaps my ass as he walks away.
"Stop!" I yell
"Now make that motherfucker hammer time" Cinna sings.
Am I missing something?
"PEETA GET THE FUCK OUTTAHEREEE" Effie screeches. Woah she is loud
He shuffle away saying something along the lines of "white girls, black girls, tall girls, fat girls shake that ass..."
"Nice...harir" Cinna says pointing to my 8 feet tall rainbow Mohawk. He pulls out a ipod and plays some music. He teaches my the hoe-down throw-down and the wobble.
Pure fucking poetry.
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