I mean, it has been quite a while since I last posted and we all know you don't come here for Kelsey (call her Kelley, she loves it).
Have you all been sitting in your chairs, glued to the spot as you wait with bated breath for my words of wisdom? Have some of you died and rotted as though you were a perma-virgin nerd who just received their much awaited (*note* excessively awaited) copy of Diablo 3?
Nature's way of weeding out the population.
Also, perma-virgin nerd is like permafrost only having nothing to do with the ground, frost, or barren wasteland.
Scratch that: perma-virgin nerd is a barren wasteland. No vaginas will be setting up roots there.
And without further procrastination, here is some IM Backlog fun:
: Kelsey Owens is online.
Kelsey Owens:
omg theres an app on facebook to find out your american indian name
Kelsey Owens:
Imma do mine ,tag ty, and be like "ITS YOUR TURN NOW."
OrochiNazi: What was yours?
Kelsey Owens:
oh. i didnt look
Kelsey Owens:
I was busy doing something
OrochiNazi: Oh, well. Fine.
OrochiNazi: My God, why is this week dragging on so long.
Kelsey Owens:
Im sorry
OrochiNazi: Don't you think this week is extra long?
Kelsey Owens:
Nope.
Kelsey Owens:
Okay yes.
Kelsey Owens:
Im bored as fuck.
Kelsey Owens:
I was invited to a christmas party friday
Kelsey Owens:
I dont know anyone there
OrochiNazi: Go anyway. Make lots of new friends.
OrochiNazi: Have a random drunken one night stand
Kelsey Owens:
Umm
Kelsey Owens:
No?
Kelsey Owens:
Thats perfectly okay?
OrochiNazi: Fine. Don't be a slut.
Kelsey Owens:
Im sorry
OrochiNazi: You should be.
Kelsey Owens:
I know how much you wanted me to follow in your footsteps
OrochiNazi: I did.
OrochiNazi: I did want you to follow in my footsteps. Why do you have to kill my dreams?
